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Sunday, 02 February 2014 12:31

In anticipation of today's Super Bowl:

 
How things really work
Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:51

The next time someone asks me what I do - I must remember to direct them to this cartoon. I've never come across anything that better explains what I do for a living. Thanks xkcd.

xkcd

 

 
Unlimited milk
Sunday, 25 August 2013 08:49

We were out of milk this morning so the kids had water instead and Sam asks us how come we always have water. So we have a little discussion about there being pipes connected to the house that bring us water.

Hazel: How come they don't have milk in them?

Me: Good idea! But I don't think we have enough cows to supply everyone that much milk.

Sam: Yes there are.

Hazel: And there are goats too!

 
Dinosaur speak
Tuesday, 09 July 2013 12:24

Now that Hazel is learning to read it's fun to see her struggle with words sometimes. We were at a hockey game on the weekend and there were big labels for Home and Visitors above the benches in our view which she noticed and tried to read aloud:

Hazel: H-O-M-E Home! and the other one is Velociraptor?

 
Sam speaks? French
Monday, 18 March 2013 13:58

Somehow a car discussion yesterday turned to the topic of how Hazel will have to speak French all day when she hits second grade next year. Sam piped in that he could say No in French and then began turning his head side to side . . .

 
Vacation Blues
Friday, 08 March 2013 10:32

Yesterday night I was cutting out a carribean vacation contest entry form and Hazel asked me what I was doing so I told her. Then she asked if I would take her. Sadly the contest was for two so I told her I would probably take Grandpa Joe.

Thirty seconds later - muffled sobs followed by tears.

Me: (Genuinely baffled) What's wrong Hazel?

Hazel: I'll miss you.

 

Crazy Kids

I know we're not supposed to let children play with their food but you can't help but laugh when you hear the following:

Hazel (holding up two pieces of red pepper): You'll meet in my belly later . . .  

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned

-- Buddha

 

Current Poll

When should we cut Sam's hair?
 

ABBA Lives

ImageAs a lifelong ABBA fan, the news that there are preparations to take ABBA the Museum – the living story of Sweden's most celebrated, iconic musicians – on the road in 2009 fills me with glee.

Will the exhibition come to Ottawa? I wait with bated breath.  

Bedtime Reading

Waking BeautyEveryone knows Sleeping Beauty has to be woken with a kiss, except Prince Charming. Every time the fairies watching over her try to tell him, he interrupts with his ideas of how to wake her. Eventually he gets the message, and his reaction is priceless: ?One hundred years of morning breath Wow! That could be the kiss of death!?

My take: This prince is a little slow when it comes to smooching. Fast forward 15 years. That's not such a bad thing.